“The gentleman at the table next to me, his socks ended up in my entree. Should have got what he ordered…”
Why Did the Chicken Cross to the Podium: Žižek on Peterson
Ahead of the debate of the millennia, here are some possible jokes we should expect from master comedian Slavoj Žižek.
Did Donald Trump Commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m More Concerned with My Dad’s Diet
The Mueller Report has been finished and submitted. Did Donald Trump commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m more concerned with my Dad’s diet.
Who Yelled This: Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay or My Fifth Grade Baseball Coach?
Gordon Ramsay has become a household name due to his profane outbursts. My fifth grade baseball coach had a mouth on him too, but was it as bad as Ramsay’s?
10 Facts About Karl Marx
Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.
Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?
I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”
10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises
In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
A Hipster in Motion
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
5/18/17
Who were you But someone that pulled me back from the ledge Without ever knowing my name? What does it matter to me When everything you ever… Read more “5/18/17”
North: Finding My Way While Running the Appalachian Trail: Review
Following the success of a world-renowned ultra-running career and a best-selling book, Eat & Run, Scott Jurek looked like he had finally slowed down. Transitioning from a career… Read more “North: Finding My Way While Running the Appalachian Trail: Review”
