I’m an Oil Tycoon, been at it for three decades following in the footsteps of my pa, my grandpa, and my grandpapa. People have been complaining about… Read more “13 Ways You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon”
Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?
I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”
10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises
In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
A Hipster in Motion
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
5/18/17
Who were you But someone that pulled me back from the ledge Without ever knowing my name? What does it matter to me When everything you ever… Read more “5/18/17”
North: Finding My Way While Running the Appalachian Trail: Review
Following the success of a world-renowned ultra-running career and a best-selling book, Eat & Run, Scott Jurek looked like he had finally slowed down. Transitioning from a career… Read more “North: Finding My Way While Running the Appalachian Trail: Review”
Jack White: Boarding House Reach
Ingenuitive, experimental, accessible: Jack White has built a wildly-successful career off of innovation. By straying from his contemporaries, shunning the public eye and creating a mythos bound… Read more “Jack White: Boarding House Reach”
‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin and the Age of Trump
While it has been over a year since Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, we just so happened to pass another… Read more “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin and the Age of Trump”
The Modern-Day Witch Hunt on Drug Dealers
President Trump recently visited Manchester, New Hampshire, and released his initiative to combat the national opioid epidemic. While his speech was its usual combative affair, stating, “We’re… Read more “The Modern-Day Witch Hunt on Drug Dealers”
Brief Words on the Guitar
Music is when a person is asked to describe emotions. The guitar is the vessel for which any person, musician or not, is allowed to express themselves:… Read more “Brief Words on the Guitar”
