10 Facts About Karl Marx

  1. Vladimir Lenin and Marx were BFFs; however, he and Stalin were just acquaintances.
  2. He created welfare queens in 1867.
  3. He birthed test tube baby George Soros.
  4. George Washington beat him in an arm wrestling match.
  5. He had an affair with Bill Clinton that’s documented within the Podesta emails under the keyword “hotdog party.”
  6. He wrote the textbooks for every gender studies class ever taught.
  7. He and Osama Bin Laden are genealogically related.
  8. Barack Obama and Marx created the Great American Race Divide in 2008.
  9. He single-handedly invented ISIS.
  10. He is still running rampant, engaging in nefarious Liberal treachery at this very minute.

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