1. The Tortoise and The Hare is the best story ever.
2. How come he gets a toy, too? 
3. I want a big, fun car.
4. Barstool pizza reviews are the best.
5. Clean me up. 
6. My favorite color is gold.
7. But I want to play with Jessica.
8. Why is my pee pee yellow? 
9. Caillou should get a job. 
10. I’m not being a baby…
11. But Daddy said I could. 
12. Thomas the Tank Engine knows how to do good.  
13. You’re getting fat.
14. I want french fries and ketchup for dinner.
15. How come they can play Fortnite and I can’t? 
16. Bob the Builder is scum. 
17. Donald Trump is so funny. 
18. I like it when it trickle down.
19. I don’t like reading.
20. Why are girls so stupid?

My Young Toddler: 1, 3, 8, 12, 14

My Businessman Husband: 1-20