Who Said It? My Young Toddler or My Businessman Husband?

  1. The Tortoise and The Hare is the best story ever.
  2. How come he gets a toy, too? 
  3. I want a big, fun car.
  4. Barstool pizza reviews are the best.
  5. Clean me up. 
  6. My favorite color is gold.
  7. But I want to play with Jessica.
  8. Why is my pee pee yellow? 
  9. Caillou should get a job
  10. I’m not being a baby…
  11. But Daddy said I could. 
  12. Thomas the Tank Engine knows how to do good.  
  13. You’re getting fat.
  14. I want french fries and ketchup for dinner.
  15. How come they can play Fortnite and I can’t? 
  16. Bob the Builder is scum. 
  17. Donald Trump is so funny. 
  18. I like it when it trickle down.
  19. I don’t like reading.
  20. Why are girls so stupid?

My Young Toddler: 1, 3, 8, 12, 14

My Businessman Husband: 1-20

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