- The Tortoise and The Hare is the best story ever.
- How come he gets a toy, too?
- I want a big, fun car.
- Barstool pizza reviews are the best.
- Clean me up.
- My favorite color is gold.
- But I want to play with Jessica.
- Why is my pee pee yellow?
- Caillou should get a job.
- I’m not being a baby…
- But Daddy said I could.
- Thomas the Tank Engine knows how to do good.
- You’re getting fat.
- I want french fries and ketchup for dinner.
- How come they can play Fortnite and I can’t?
- Bob the Builder is scum.
- Donald Trump is so funny.
- I like it when it trickle down.
- I don’t like reading.
- Why are girls so stupid?
My Young Toddler: 1, 3, 8, 12, 14
My Businessman Husband: 1-20