Author: Devin R. Larsen
20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon
I’m an Oil Tycoon—a blue collar kind of guy . Been at it for four decades just like my pa, my pop pop, and my pep pep. People complain about my kind, blaming us for the decline of the earth. But they’re missing the big picture. While my family has received a lot of flack,…
Restaurants That Might Knock Your Socks Off
“The gentleman at the table next to me, his socks ended up in my entree. Should have got what he ordered…”
Why Did the Chicken Cross to the Podium: Žižek on Peterson
Ahead of the debate of the millennia, here are some possible jokes we should expect from master comedian Slavoj Žižek.
Did Donald Trump Commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m More Concerned with My Dad’s Diet
The Mueller Report has been finished and submitted. Did Donald Trump commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m more concerned with my Dad’s diet.
10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises
In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small,” and having a “huge mushroom head,” I decided to research other former U.S. presidents who had produce-shaped penises. Here are 10 of the most outlandish…
With Massachusetts voters calling for the legalization of recreational marijuana in the 2016 election cycle, it should come as no surprise that local business owners are looking to get their feet wet in the sticky-icky as soon as recreational dispensaries become legitimate. Business reports from Colorado, who legalized the recreational use of marijuana back in…