In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
Author: Devin R. Larsen
A Hipster in Motion
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
Call Me By Your Name Review
A Cute Film Grounded in White Privilege and Fetishized Homomasculinity It is 1983 and we’re transported to “Somewhere in Northern Italy.” The world is lush, covered in… Read more “Call Me By Your Name Review”
Spare Some Change
SPARE SOME CHANGE INT. TRAIN PLATFORM — MORNING Amidst the backdrop of a winter-stricken Salem, MA, ANTHONY, a young, late 20-something Eastern European-complexioned male stands at the… Read more “Spare Some Change”
Canyonlands National Park: A Supreme Silence
After embarking on a cross country trip across the US some months ago, I found it necessary to both reflect upon and document the excursion in a… Read more “Canyonlands National Park: A Supreme Silence”
Hydroponic Unity
With Massachusetts voters calling for the legalization of recreational marijuana in the 2016 election cycle, it should come as no surprise that local business owners are looking… Read more “Hydroponic Unity”
The Deception of Self in Flannery O’Connor’s “Everything That Rises Must Converge”
Flannery O’Connor, the mid-20th century, Southern Gothic writer, is often lauded for her abnormal characters and introspection on the intersectionalities of race relations, ethics, and morality in… Read more “The Deception of Self in Flannery O’Connor’s “Everything That Rises Must Converge””
Screen Protector
CUT FROM BLACK: INT. LIVING ROOM – MID-MORNING Sitting on the couch, BLAKE leans awkwardly on his left arm, lifting his butt and reaching for his back… Read more “Screen Protector”
Don’t Leave Me Now
FADE IN: INT. DORM ROOM — NIGHT We are introduced to a stereotypical college male dorm room: the walls are adorned with tattered posters of Pink Floyd’s… Read more “Don’t Leave Me Now”
How to Seem Astute and Logical on LinkedIn with a Half-Baked Anecdote
Insert line about waking up early to start your day/being employed at a demanding job (that you love, though (Remember, your life is perfect!))/having some lucrative business… Read more “How to Seem Astute and Logical on LinkedIn with a Half-Baked Anecdote”