I’m an Oil Tycoon—a blue collar kind of guy . Been at it for four decades just like my pa, my pop pop, and my pep pep.… Read more “20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon”
Category: Creative Writing
Featured pieces of creative writing. I am currently working on other flash fiction and short stories that will hopefully be published in the near future.
10 Phrases, Saying and Idioms Updated for the Modern Age
Riding Shotgun → I Ride or Die for the 2nd Amendment
Spill the Beans → Spillin’ Deez Nuts
Quiz: Disturbed Song or Description of an Unvaccinated Child?
Can you determine whether these titles written by David Draiman or are they descriptions of unvaccinated children?
Who Said It? My Young Toddler or My Businessman Husband?
Why is my pee pee yellow?
Caillou should get a job.
I’m not being a baby…
Restaurants That Might Knock Your Socks Off
“The gentleman at the table next to me, his socks ended up in my entree. Should have got what he ordered…”
Why Did the Chicken Cross to the Podium: Žižek on Peterson
Ahead of the debate of the millennia, here are some possible jokes we should expect from master comedian Slavoj Žižek.
Did Donald Trump Commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m More Concerned with My Dad’s Diet
The Mueller Report has been finished and submitted. Did Donald Trump commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m more concerned with my Dad’s diet.
Who Yelled This: Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay or My Fifth Grade Baseball Coach?
Gordon Ramsay has become a household name due to his profane outbursts. My fifth grade baseball coach had a mouth on him too, but was it as bad as Ramsay’s?
10 Facts About Karl Marx
Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.
Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?
I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”
