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DEVIN R. LARSEN

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    Category: Creative Writing

    Featured pieces of creative writing. I am currently working on other flash fiction and short stories that will hopefully be published in the near future.

    20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon

    I’m an Oil Tycoon—a blue collar kind of guy . Been at it for four decades just like my pa, my pop pop, and my pep pep.… Read more “20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon”

    July 3, 2021July 3, 2021 by Devin R. Larsen

    Who Said It? My Young Toddler or My Businessman Husband?

    Why is my pee pee yellow?
    Caillou should get a job.
    I’m not being a baby…

    August 15, 2019August 14, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    Restaurants That Might Knock Your Socks Off

    “The gentleman at the table next to me, his socks ended up in my entree. Should have got what he ordered…”

    April 23, 2019January 22, 2022 by Devin R. Larsen

    Why Did the Chicken Cross to the Podium: Žižek on Peterson

    Ahead of the debate of the millennia, here are some possible jokes we should expect from master comedian Slavoj Žižek.

    April 19, 2019April 19, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    Did Donald Trump Commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m More Concerned with My Dad’s Diet

    The Mueller Report has been finished and submitted. Did Donald Trump commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m more concerned with my Dad’s diet.

    March 28, 2019March 28, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    Who Yelled This: Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay or My Fifth Grade Baseball Coach?

    Gordon Ramsay has become a household name due to his profane outbursts. My fifth grade baseball coach had a mouth on him too, but was it as bad as Ramsay’s?

    January 18, 2019January 18, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    10 Facts About Karl Marx

    Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.

    November 24, 2018November 29, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?

    I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”

    October 26, 2018October 26, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises

    In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”

    September 25, 2018August 14, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    A Hipster in Motion

    The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”

    July 23, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

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