In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
Category: Creative Writing
Featured pieces of creative writing. I am currently working on other flash fiction and short stories that will hopefully be published in the near future.
A Hipster in Motion
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
Shipwrecked
Shipwrecked This island of mine Stranded on the shores With a bed borne of branches And palms full of thorns Between the hiccups of clouds Another shore is… Read more “Shipwrecked”
5/18/17
Who were you But someone that pulled me back from the ledge Without ever knowing my name? What does it matter to me When everything you ever… Read more “5/18/17”
‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin and the Age of Trump
While it has been over a year since Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, we just so happened to pass another… Read more “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin and the Age of Trump”
Overhead and Underfoot
Head down—glassy-eyed stare tethered over faltering steps. Here I find myself stumbling over damp, broken earth: stones of granite, foothold roots, and puddled, murky water. It’s a… Read more “Overhead and Underfoot”
Spare Some Change
SPARE SOME CHANGE INT. TRAIN PLATFORM — MORNING Amidst the backdrop of a winter-stricken Salem, MA, ANTHONY, a young, late 20-something Eastern European-complexioned male stands at the… Read more “Spare Some Change”
Hydroponic Unity
With Massachusetts voters calling for the legalization of recreational marijuana in the 2016 election cycle, it should come as no surprise that local business owners are looking… Read more “Hydroponic Unity”
Screen Protector
CUT FROM BLACK: INT. LIVING ROOM – MID-MORNING Sitting on the couch, BLAKE leans awkwardly on his left arm, lifting his butt and reaching for his back… Read more “Screen Protector”
That They Once Loved and Caressed
What if we were grave-robbers Digging up the decomposed and recently deceased: Pilfering gold-capped teeth, Enraptured beneath prominent cheekbones And a skull cracked from frost heave, That… Read more “That They Once Loved and Caressed”
