In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
Category: Creative Writing
Featured pieces of creative writing. I am currently working on other flash fiction and short stories that will hopefully be published in the near future.
A Hipster in Motion
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
Spare Some Change
SPARE SOME CHANGE INT. TRAIN PLATFORM — MORNING Amidst the backdrop of a winter-stricken Salem, MA, ANTHONY, a young, late 20-something Eastern European-complexioned male stands at the… Read more “Spare Some Change”
Hydroponic Unity
With Massachusetts voters calling for the legalization of recreational marijuana in the 2016 election cycle, it should come as no surprise that local business owners are looking… Read more “Hydroponic Unity”
Screen Protector
CUT FROM BLACK: INT. LIVING ROOM – MID-MORNING Sitting on the couch, BLAKE leans awkwardly on his left arm, lifting his butt and reaching for his back… Read more “Screen Protector”
Don’t Leave Me Now
FADE IN: INT. DORM ROOM — NIGHT We are introduced to a stereotypical college male dorm room: the walls are adorned with tattered posters of Pink Floyd’s… Read more “Don’t Leave Me Now”
How to Seem Astute and Logical on LinkedIn with a Half-Baked Anecdote
Insert line about waking up early to start your day/being employed at a demanding job (that you love, though (Remember, your life is perfect!))/having some lucrative business… Read more “How to Seem Astute and Logical on LinkedIn with a Half-Baked Anecdote”
Finally Found Nowhere
Did the burdens of yesterday Stretch your spirits thin, Break you limb by limb, Leave you bleeding again? Did the calm after the storm Decorate your rusted… Read more “Finally Found Nowhere”
Talk It Out
She waved her hand through the doorway, seducing me into the room with the tips of her fingers. Beyond the threshold were a pair of viridian-clothed chairs.… Read more “Talk It Out”
Waterfront Wayfarer
Restless waters spin down dockside Foam spat up from ships puncturing the tide An artisan lays out his crafts made just that week Sold off as if… Read more “Waterfront Wayfarer”
DEVIN R. LARSEN 