Tag: Comedy

• 20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon

  

  I’m an Oil Tycoon—a blue collar kind of guy . Been at it for four decades just like my pa, my pop pop, and my pep pep. People complain about my kind, blaming us for the decline of the earth. But they’re missing the big picture. While my family has received a lot of flack, […]

  July 3, 2021

• Restaurants That Might Knock Your Socks Off

  

  “The gentleman at the table next to me, his socks ended up in my entree. Should have got what he ordered…”

  April 23, 2019

• Did Donald Trump Commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m More Concerned with My Dad’s Diet

  

  The Mueller Report has been finished and submitted. Did Donald Trump commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m more concerned with my Dad’s diet.

  March 28, 2019

• 10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises

  

  In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small,” and having a “huge mushroom head,” I decided to research other former U.S. presidents who had produce-shaped penises. Here are 10 of the most outlandish […]

  September 25, 2018

• Hydroponic Unity

  

  With Massachusetts voters calling for the legalization of recreational marijuana in the 2016 election cycle, it should come as no surprise that local business owners are looking to get their feet wet in the sticky-icky as soon as recreational dispensaries become legitimate. Business reports from Colorado, who legalized the recreational use of marijuana back in […]

  October 30, 2017