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    10 Phrases, Saying and Idioms Updated for the Modern Age

    Riding Shotgun → I Ride or Die for the 2nd Amendment
    Spill the Beans → Spillin’ Deez Nuts

    March 16, 2020March 14, 2020 by Devin R. Larsen

    Who Said It? My Young Toddler or My Businessman Husband?

    Why is my pee pee yellow?
    Caillou should get a job.
    I’m not being a baby…

    August 15, 2019August 14, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    Who Yelled This: Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay or My Fifth Grade Baseball Coach?

    Gordon Ramsay has become a household name due to his profane outbursts. My fifth grade baseball coach had a mouth on him too, but was it as bad as Ramsay’s?

    January 18, 2019January 18, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    10 Facts About Karl Marx

    Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.

    November 24, 2018November 29, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?

    I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”

    October 26, 2018October 26, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises

    In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”

    September 25, 2018August 14, 2019 by Devin R. Larsen

    A Hipster in Motion

    The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”

    July 23, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    5/18/17

    Who were you But someone that pulled me back from the ledge Without ever knowing my name? What does it matter to me When everything you ever… Read more “5/18/17”

    May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    Overhead and Underfoot

    Head down—glassy-eyed stare tethered over faltering steps. Here I find myself stumbling over damp, broken earth: stones of granite, foothold roots, and puddled, murky water. It’s a… Read more “Overhead and Underfoot”

    March 9, 2018March 26, 2018 by Devin R. Larsen

    Spare Some Change

    SPARE SOME CHANGE INT. TRAIN PLATFORM — MORNING Amidst the backdrop of a winter-stricken Salem, MA, ANTHONY, a young, late 20-something Eastern European-complexioned male stands at the… Read more “Spare Some Change”

    December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 by Devin R. Larsen

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