I’m an Oil Tycoon—a blue collar kind of guy . Been at it for four decades just like my pa, my pop pop, and my pep pep.… Read more “20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon”
Tag: Creative Writing
10 Phrases, Saying and Idioms Updated for the Modern Age
Riding Shotgun → I Ride or Die for the 2nd Amendment
Spill the Beans → Spillin’ Deez Nuts
Who Said It? My Young Toddler or My Businessman Husband?
Why is my pee pee yellow?
Caillou should get a job.
I’m not being a baby…
Who Yelled This: Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay or My Fifth Grade Baseball Coach?
Gordon Ramsay has become a household name due to his profane outbursts. My fifth grade baseball coach had a mouth on him too, but was it as bad as Ramsay’s?
10 Facts About Karl Marx
Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.
Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?
I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”
10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises
In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
A Hipster in Motion
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
5/18/17
Who were you But someone that pulled me back from the ledge Without ever knowing my name? What does it matter to me When everything you ever… Read more “5/18/17”
Overhead and Underfoot
Head down—glassy-eyed stare tethered over faltering steps. Here I find myself stumbling over damp, broken earth: stones of granite, foothold roots, and puddled, murky water. It’s a… Read more “Overhead and Underfoot”
