I’m an Oil Tycoon—a blue collar kind of guy . Been at it for four decades just like my pa, my pop pop, and my pep pep.… Read more “20 Ways in Which You Can Save the Earth, as Offered by an Oil Tycoon”
Riding Shotgun → I Ride or Die for the 2nd Amendment
Spill the Beans → Spillin’ Deez Nuts
Why is my pee pee yellow?
Caillou should get a job.
I’m not being a baby…
Gordon Ramsay has become a household name due to his profane outbursts. My fifth grade baseball coach had a mouth on him too, but was it as bad as Ramsay’s?
Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.
I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”
In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
The minimalist movement is consuming U.S. cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and NYC will soon be void of bicycles; bicycle lanes will be re-branded with white stick-figure… Read more “A Hipster in Motion”
SPARE SOME CHANGE INT. TRAIN PLATFORM — MORNING Amidst the backdrop of a winter-stricken Salem, MA, ANTHONY, a young, late 20-something Eastern European-complexioned male stands at the… Read more “Spare Some Change”
With Massachusetts voters calling for the legalization of recreational marijuana in the 2016 election cycle, it should come as no surprise that local business owners are looking… Read more “Hydroponic Unity”