“The gentleman at the table next to me, his socks ended up in my entree. Should have got what he ordered…”
Tag: Satire
Did Donald Trump Commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m More Concerned with My Dad’s Diet
The Mueller Report has been finished and submitted. Did Donald Trump commit Obstruction of Justice? Yes, but I’m more concerned with my Dad’s diet.
10 Facts About Karl Marx
Soros, Obama, Clinton, and Marx make up the four-pronged spear that is the Liberal Machine. For the uninformed, here are some key facts about Marx, his life, and his political influence.
Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?
I’ve told you this time and time again: you’ll be protected from Daddy’s wrath only when you stop criticizing his blatantly abusive actions. You might think it’s… Read more “Why Must You Make Daddy Hit You?”
10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises
In light of excerpts taken from Stormy Daniels’ up-and-coming book, Full Disclosure, wherein she describes current POTUS Donald J. Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average,” but… Read more “10 Former U.S. Presidents Who Also Had Produce-Shaped Penises”
How to Seem Astute and Logical on LinkedIn with a Half-Baked Anecdote
Insert line about waking up early to start your day/being employed at a demanding job (that you love, though (Remember, your life is perfect!))/having some lucrative business… Read more “How to Seem Astute and Logical on LinkedIn with a Half-Baked Anecdote”
Profiting off of Liberalism
I came across an article on The Guardian this morning, entitled “Faking ‘wokeness’: how advertising targets millennial liberals for profit.” In the article, Alissa Quart asserts that blockbuster,… Read more “Profiting off of Liberalism”
